Friday, May 19, 2006
大男人新定義
大男人,係不少人對日本男人嘅印象.原來晌日本仲有個大男人協會!
協會嘅宗旨係要培育出新一代嘅大男人.究竟新一代嘅大男人係點嘅呢?睇睇該協會嘅「大男人新定義」就知道.
「大男人新定義」共有10項:‧‧
1. 愛太太超過3年
[...點解只係3年噤少...]
2. 幫手做家務
[相信好多女人都會贊成.正所謂愛心無行為係死嘅!]
3. 不曾有外遇
[好明顯啦!]
4. 以女士為先
[即係話,要考慮女士嘅睇法同感受.晌屋企就當然要更顧及老婆嘅睇法同感受啦.]
5. 出街散步要拖住太太隻手
[我識得有d老公/男朋友,好強調講心,所以行街唔會拖手仔.不過有時適當嘅physical touch都好重要,唔駛下下都玩心對心無線上網下載.
當然,女士們就唔好要老公/男朋友幫你揪住噤多0野,唔係邊有手拖你.]
6. 認真聽太太說話
[當然太太都要講得認真d,要有point,唔好乜都納埋一齊講.]
7. 婆媳問題要一晚就解決
[...呢項...好視乎國情嘅...總之就盡力啦,唔好扮晒中立國,置身事外.]
8. 講多謝毫不猶豫
[即係太太/女朋友照顧你,在背後默默支持你,唔好當老奉!]
9. 道歉絕不忸怩
[知衰,係有自我反省能力嘅表現;真心認錯,要有健康嘅自我形象,同好高嘅修養先做得到,所以認錯絕不會打擊男性尊嚴.]
10. 大方地同太太講:「我愛你!」
[做齊以上9項,再加句「我愛你」,肯定Lum死啦!]
協會嘅宗旨係要培育出新一代嘅大男人.究竟新一代嘅大男人係點嘅呢?睇睇該協會嘅「大男人新定義」就知道.
「大男人新定義」共有10項:‧‧
1. 愛太太超過3年
[...點解只係3年噤少...]
2. 幫手做家務
[相信好多女人都會贊成.正所謂愛心無行為係死嘅!]
3. 不曾有外遇
[好明顯啦!]
4. 以女士為先
[即係話,要考慮女士嘅睇法同感受.晌屋企就當然要更顧及老婆嘅睇法同感受啦.]
5. 出街散步要拖住太太隻手
[我識得有d老公/男朋友,好強調講心,所以行街唔會拖手仔.不過有時適當嘅physical touch都好重要,唔駛下下都玩心對心無線上網下載.
當然,女士們就唔好要老公/男朋友幫你揪住噤多0野,唔係邊有手拖你.]
6. 認真聽太太說話
[當然太太都要講得認真d,要有point,唔好乜都納埋一齊講.]
7. 婆媳問題要一晚就解決
[...呢項...好視乎國情嘅...總之就盡力啦,唔好扮晒中立國,置身事外.]
8. 講多謝毫不猶豫
[即係太太/女朋友照顧你,在背後默默支持你,唔好當老奉!]
9. 道歉絕不忸怩
[知衰,係有自我反省能力嘅表現;真心認錯,要有健康嘅自我形象,同好高嘅修養先做得到,所以認錯絕不會打擊男性尊嚴.]
10. 大方地同太太講:「我愛你!」
[做齊以上9項,再加句「我愛你」,肯定Lum死啦!]
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Give me an answer of why, please
my parents: 1)when you buy Da Vinci code, they TEASE you that you never finish a story book, in front of my brother. Saying "you are intoxicated with church stuff.
(I was so enthusiastic to introduce a story book to my mother and was planning to read it all. And the reason for reading is not because of religion)
2)When I ask about financial situation of the family, they never tell you.(I haven't learnt how to manage money. Well done!!)
3) When you try to get slim, they push me to eat; when I want to eat, they scold you, saying that "You are fat!!".
4) When you have to take medication, they oppose to doctors' opinion and persuade and push you to ask for less medication. (another good one!!)
5) When you cook, they never eat. (good! then I will cook at my relative's place)
6) When you cook for a potluck, they give so bad recommendations and praise it in front of others in the potluck. (I should smile?)
7) No computer to use because brother is playing computer games and never try to limit brother's use. (buy a new one? may lou gou ah? !confront with brother? may da gou ah?)
8) That's already seven days' confrontation. The 8th day? repeat from Monday.
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my parents: 1)when you buy Da Vinci code, they TEASE you that you never finish a story book, in front of my brother. Saying "you are intoxicated with church stuff.
(I was so enthusiastic to introduce a story book to my mother and was planning to read it all. And the reason for reading is not because of religion)
2)When I ask about financial situation of the family, they never tell you.(I haven't learnt how to manage money. Well done!!)
3) When you try to get slim, they push me to eat; when I want to eat, they scold you, saying that "You are fat!!".
4) When you have to take medication, they oppose to doctors' opinion and persuade and push you to ask for less medication. (another good one!!)
5) When you cook, they never eat. (good! then I will cook at my relative's place)
6) When you cook for a potluck, they give so bad recommendations and praise it in front of others in the potluck. (I should smile?)
7) No computer to use because brother is playing computer games and never try to limit brother's use. (buy a new one? may lou gou ah? !confront with brother? may da gou ah?)
8) That's already seven days' confrontation. The 8th day? repeat from Monday.
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